You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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