# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
