Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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