You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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