He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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