hotel room ftw
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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