I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
