She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I could fuck to npr.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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