He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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