you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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