I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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