She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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