I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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