from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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