This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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