Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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