you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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