He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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