I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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