Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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