Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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