but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He better not be in your backpack
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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