I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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