What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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