Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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