Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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