He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Randomize
