Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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