My hand turned me down
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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