I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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