Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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