There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish i was in the wii world.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world