I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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