Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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