you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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