Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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