operation harelip BJ is a go
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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