moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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