How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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