Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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