I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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