Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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