I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Can I color on your dick again?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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