wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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