I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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