literally had 100 drinks last night.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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