Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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