Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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