i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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