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say what?
wanna hang out?
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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