I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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