She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
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Just because he lasted 20 seconds doesn't mean it's an all the time thing, it means she said do whatever so he got his rocks off asap and went to bed. Fuck her she offered. However I find this person to be an idiot, you should've done dirty dirty things to her the entire night ... but after a super late night at the bars or something, sometimes you just wanna get it off and pass out. Well played sir, well played.
I think he's beyond the choice of making it awkward. When you bone a co-worker you sit across from and you fuck like an 8 year old, oh Im sure it will be fine.
lol just sad.. poor girl.
Perhaps you should offer to make it up to her as to keep your, uh, reputation at work intact.
I've been on the receiving end of 20 seconds. it sucks.
I would have done terrible things to her vagina.
You did what you wanted. She didn't say do whatever SHE wanted. And, 11:00am, chicks should say what they mean or they deserve what they get.
hey, she did tell you anything you want.....u got off and went to sleep....least u got urs, lol....
I dated a guy who was in out and out!
Next time eat a couple Perks & fuck her in the ass really hard...
7:59, what does lasting for 20 seconds have to do homosexuality? you are an ignorant fuck. he lasted 20 seconds most likely because he was drunk off his balls. make it up to her my friend
dude you suck you had all the right in the world to put it in her ass and donkey punch her lol then atleast you coulld have flaughed while sitting across from her as she wiggled in her chair and held her head lol
20 seconds definitely deserves an apology, 2:11 PM obviously doesn't know how to please a woman. And the fact that he doesn't even care about pleasing a woman means he's an ass to boot.
definately not awkward, but i wouldnt expect to get any from anyone else you work with.. ever
Good one, now she's going to tell everyone you work with, one pump chump
it's only awkward if you make it awkward
Slam a pint of Jack Daniels next time and you'll last forever
i know she was beyond pissed! horrible sex is beyond disappointing
ohhh...fuck your life..
quit your job and move out of town.
That is SO not what a girl means when she says to do whatever you want. You blew it.
I hate when that happens... The worst thing is when you drink to the point of not being able to begin.
just calmly ask her if you can have another try. if she is up for it, your saved, but if not, just send her a nice fruit basket.
Your work Team building exercises just got a major makeover.
yeah you're never going to get with her again, I can tell you that right now with 99.999999999% accuracy
50% of the time it works every time
Haha or some Patron...
aaaaaaaaaaaand 8:38 has never had sex before.
whatever you didn`t even have to apologize who gives a shit?
I think you guys missed the fact he could turn this into a benefit. He plays it up that she is so hot he came too fast, but he better be ready to go again in 10 minutes.
if drunk = excusable. if not drunk = you have problems.
He won the race... Haha