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  • Just because he lasted 20 seconds doesn't mean it's an all the time thing, it means she said do whatever so he got his rocks off asap and went to bed. Fuck her she offered. However I find this person to be an idiot, you should've done dirty dirty things to her the entire night ... but after a super late night at the bars or something, sometimes you just wanna get it off and pass out. Well played sir, well played.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:46am
  • I think he's beyond the choice of making it awkward. When you bone a co-worker you sit across from and you fuck like an 8 year old, oh Im sure it will be fine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:04pm
  • lol just sad.. poor girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:37am
  • Perhaps you should offer to make it up to her as to keep your, uh, reputation at work intact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:45am
  • I've been on the receiving end of 20 seconds. it sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:38am
  • I would have done terrible things to her vagina.

    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 8:44pm
  • You did what you wanted. She didn't say do whatever SHE wanted. And, 11:00am, chicks should say what they mean or they deserve what they get.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:21pm
  • hey, she did tell you anything you want.....u got off and went to sleep....least u got urs, lol....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:10am
  • I dated a guy who was in out and out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:09am
  • Next time eat a couple Perks & fuck her in the ass really hard...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:19am
  • 7:59, what does lasting for 20 seconds have to do homosexuality? you are an ignorant fuck. he lasted 20 seconds most likely because he was drunk off his balls. make it up to her my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:17am
  • dude you suck you had all the right in the world to put it in her ass and donkey punch her lol then atleast you coulld have flaughed while sitting across from her as she wiggled in her chair and held her head lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:38pm
  • 20 seconds definitely deserves an apology, 2:11 PM obviously doesn't know how to please a woman. And the fact that he doesn't even care about pleasing a woman means he's an ass to boot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:15pm
  • definately not awkward, but i wouldnt expect to get any from anyone else you work with.. ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:47pm
  • Good one, now she's going to tell everyone you work with, one pump chump

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:36pm
  • it's only awkward if you make it awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Hill-air-e-us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Slam a pint of Jack Daniels next time and you'll last forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:44pm
  • i know she was beyond pissed! horrible sex is beyond disappointing

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:56am
  • ohhh...fuck your life..

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:40pm
  • quit your job and move out of town.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:55pm
  • That is SO not what a girl means when she says to do whatever you want. You blew it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:00am
  • I hate when that happens... The worst thing is when you drink to the point of not being able to begin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:52am
  • just calmly ask her if you can have another try. if she is up for it, your saved, but if not, just send her a nice fruit basket.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:16pm
  • yeah you're never going to get with her again, I can tell you that right now with 99.999999999% accuracy

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:56am
  • Your work Team building exercises just got a major makeover.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:05pm
  • aaaaaaaaaaaand 8:38 has never had sex before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Haha or some Patron...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:19pm
  • whatever you didn`t even have to apologize who gives a shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:11pm
  • I think you guys missed the fact he could turn this into a benefit. He plays it up that she is so hot he came too fast, but he better be ready to go again in 10 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:40pm
  • if drunk = excusable. if not drunk = you have problems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:10pm
  • He won the race... Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:14am