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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 1:46am

    Just because he lasted 20 seconds doesn't mean it's an all the time thing, it means she said do whatever so he got his rocks off asap and went to bed. Fuck her she offered. However I find this person to be an idiot, you should've done dirty dirty things to her the entire night ... but after a super late night at the bars or something, sometimes you just wanna get it off and pass out. Well played sir, well played.

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:38am

    I've been on the receiving end of 20 seconds. it sucks.

  • 81 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:04pm

    I think he's beyond the choice of making it awkward. When you bone a co-worker you sit across from and you fuck like an 8 year old, oh Im sure it will be fine.

  • 70 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:21pm

    You did what you wanted. She didn't say do whatever SHE wanted. And, 11:00am, chicks should say what they mean or they deserve what they get.

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:09am

    I dated a guy who was in out and out!

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:19am

    Next time eat a couple Perks & fuck her in the ass really hard...

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 11:37am

    lol just sad.. poor girl.

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Phantasm on Apr 4, 10 at 8:44pm

    I would have done terrible things to her vagina.

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:38pm

    dude you suck you had all the right in the world to put it in her ass and donkey punch her lol then atleast you coulld have flaughed while sitting across from her as she wiggled in her chair and held her head lol

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:47pm

    definately not awkward, but i wouldnt expect to get any from anyone else you work with.. ever

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 7:44pm

    Slam a pint of Jack Daniels next time and you'll last forever

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:17am

    7:59, what does lasting for 20 seconds have to do homosexuality? you are an ignorant fuck. he lasted 20 seconds most likely because he was drunk off his balls. make it up to her my friend

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:21pm

    Hill-air-e-us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:45pm

    it's only awkward if you make it awkward

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 5:36pm

    Good one, now she's going to tell everyone you work with, one pump chump

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:10am

    hey, she did tell you anything you want.....u got off and went to sleep....least u got urs, lol....

  • 71 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:56am

    i know she was beyond pissed! horrible sex is beyond disappointing

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:00am

    That is SO not what a girl means when she says to do whatever you want. You blew it.

  • 68 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:15pm

    20 seconds definitely deserves an apology, 2:11 PM obviously doesn't know how to please a woman. And the fact that he doesn't even care about pleasing a woman means he's an ass to boot.

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:55pm

    quit your job and move out of town.

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:40pm

    I think you guys missed the fact he could turn this into a benefit. He plays it up that she is so hot he came too fast, but he better be ready to go again in 10 minutes.

  • 65 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:19pm

    Haha or some Patron...

  • 64 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:45am

    Perhaps you should offer to make it up to her as to keep your, uh, reputation at work intact.

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 7:40pm

    ohhh...fuck your life..

  • 63 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 4:16pm

    just calmly ask her if you can have another try. if she is up for it, your saved, but if not, just send her a nice fruit basket.

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:11pm

    whatever you didn`t even have to apologize who gives a shit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:12pm

    aaaaaaaaaaaand 8:38 has never had sex before.

    • 62 62
      Submitted by yodah on Jul 1, 10 at 11:05am

      niiice call

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:10pm

    if drunk = excusable. if not drunk = you have problems.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 2:52am

    I hate when that happens... The worst thing is when you drink to the point of not being able to begin.

  • 70 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 09 at 6:05pm

    Your work Team building exercises just got a major makeover.

  • 63 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:14am

    He won the race... Haha

  • 56 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:56am

    yeah you're never going to get with her again, I can tell you that right now with 99.999999999% accuracy

    • 74 62
      Submitted by yodah on Jul 1, 10 at 11:03am

      50% of the time it works every time