Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize