I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
