we're blogging at a bar
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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