Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
