fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My dad is sitting where you rode me
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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