just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Can I color on your dick again?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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