Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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