If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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