are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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