Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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